Censorship

The CEO called me again this morning, this time less happy: she overheard the "dog shit" code name, and she asked me about this "idiotic idea", which lowers morale, and where it comes from. I hinted at Gino's, and she said "Ah: that Italian man", probably implying that being italian he must have some macho personality problems. Then she told me about strange things happening recently, like she found a working cellular phone under her car in the parking lot, which she has been using since.
I told her that I will act immediately to make employees use a proper terminology. So I'm so scared now that even these posts will be censored from now on. Holy s.!