Ride the lighting

Yesterday I’ve put my life at risk, seriously. My colleague had a glass of water on her desk, and accidentally she hit it and water went down from the desk. I tried to dry it but didn't succeed, so water was falling down from the desk on a high voltage cable!!!! I jumped down under the desk and start to dry the water, after some minutes I told myself: "What the hell am I doing??". In that moment Boss passed there, but the only thing that he was capable to do as usual was to “manage” the operations with useless advices and in the meantime by mistake, he hit me repeatedly under the table...